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Harley Quinn says: welcome ya hoser
You want me to what? says: here I am
Glyn Rocks says: hoser
Glyn Rocks says: eh
You want me to what?says: nooo, you hoser
Harley Quinn says: moi?
You want me to what? says: yes
Harley Quinn says: hey glyn want to see a great photo of me?
Glyn Rocks says: sure
You want me to what? says: hehehe, yea
Glyn Rocks says: naked?
Glyn Rocks says: please?
You want me to what? says: noonono, no naked
Glyn Rocks says: naked’s so much more fun
Harley Quinn says: not naked
You want me to what? says: you would think so wouldn’t you?
Glyn Rocks says :o, a huge fan of the cleavage
Harley Quinn says: i think its a lovely photo of me and my sparkley personality
You want me to what? says: cleavage? where?
Glyn Rocks says: just a little, the shirt could be tighter
Harley Quinn says: i have cleavage?
Glyn Rocks says: That ones going up on the webpage
Harley Quinn says: have at er
You want me to what? says: not a cleavage shot
Harley Quinn says: really not, “more of a fuck you don’t take my picture” shot
You want me to what? says: nomes doesn’t need to do cleavage shots
You want me to what? says: she’s damn sexay as it is
Harley Quinn says: why thanks sooze yuo’re not so bad yourself
Glyn Rocks says: hell yeah but still
Glyn Rocks says: nice cleavage is allways appreciated
You want me to what? says: lol
You want me to what? says: at least it’s appreciation and not ogling and mindless pawing… lol
Harley Quinn says: I don’t know whether to be flattered or amazed that you noticed any cleavage in that shot
Glyn Rocks says: I will oogle if you want me to
You want me to what? says: take it for flattery
Harley Quinn says: ummmm
Glyn Rocks says: I can spot it a mile away
You want me to what? says: oh goody,
Glyn Rocks says: I am cleavages biggest fan
You want me to what? says: glyn’s super power(persona) is:
You want me to what? says: Cleavage man!
Glyn Rocks says: Able to lick d-cups with a single tounge
Harley Quinn says: good god
You want me to what? says: that’s a big tongue
Glyn Rocks says: stronger than *****’s push up bra
Harley Quinn says: ouch
You want me to what? says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaaa
You want me to what? says: that is hilarious
Glyn Rocks says: I had a dream about her last night actually
Glyn Rocks says: kinda weird
You want me to what? says: oh no!
You want me to what? says: get the exhorcist
Harley Quinn says: maybe she was really there
Harley Quinn says: wooooo
You want me to what? says: ooo yeah
You want me to what? says: in spirit form
Glyn Rocks says: fuck I hope not
Glyn Rocks says: that would explain that itch though
Harley Quinn says: HAH
You want me to what? says: HAH
Harley Quinn says: wow everyone hates that girl
You want me to what? says: she’s sooo
You want me to what? says: flaky?
Glyn Rocks says: thats just the dandruff
You want me to what? says: argh
Harley Quinn says: what has she doen to deserve this?
Glyn Rocks says: I dont hate the girl shes just an x so I have to be mean
You want me to what? says: lol
Harley Quinn says: oh ok then
You want me to what? says: she’s one of those ones who just rub me the wrong way
Glyn Rocks says: you two never got along did you?
You want me to what? says: no
You want me to what?says: so much blonde, so little brain
Glyn Rocks says: isnt that the way it goes though?
Harley Quinn says: she seems nice enough to me but the things people say to her and about her its like whoa
You want me to what? says: shouldn’t
You want me to what? says: i don’t hate her
Glyn Rocks says: I am done with all of the old high school crap
Glyn Rocks says: ive slept with all of the ladies so why would I be interested
Harley Quinn says: yeah and good riddance its been what 5 years now?
You want me to what? says: lol
You want me to what? says: 6
Harley Quinn says: fack
Glyn Rocks says: 6 years???
Glyn Rocks says: holy shit
Harley Quinn says: we is old
You want me to what? says: we is
You want me to what? says: GET ME MY CANE
Glyn Rocks says: yeah its kinda creepy
Harley Quinn says: whatever ya geriatric get it yourself
Harley Quinn says: lol
Glyn Rocks says: im still without a baby though so Im happy
You want me to what? says: fack!
want me to what? says: lol, that’s a one up
Harley Quinn says: yes well done glyn
You want me to what says: nice wrapping job
Harley Quinn says: congratulations should we make a plaque?
You want me to what? says: yes I think so
Glyn Rocks says: no i brush regularly
Glyn Rocks says: but thanks though
Harley Quinn says: lol
Harley Quinn says: nice
You want me to what? says: a certificate
Harley Quinn says: a notice of thanks
You want me to what? says: lol
Glyn Rocks says: Certificate with some naked pics of you ladies would be nice
Harley Quinn says: Thank-you for not procreating to one Glyndor Jones
Glyn Rocks says: polaroid accepted
You want me to what? says: gah!
You want me to what? says: naked?
Glyn Rocks says: I should get that on a T-Shirt
Harley Quinn says: I can honestly say those no longer exist lol
You want me to what? says: thank you for not procreating?
Glyn Rocks says: hell yeah I love naked pictures of beautiful women
Glyn Rocks says: no longer????????
Glyn Rocks says: tell me more!!!!!!!!!
You want me to what? says: naked pictures?
You want me to what? says: lol
Harley Quinn says: yeah that story goes with me to my grave
Glyn Rocks says: hmmmmmmmm
You want me to what? says: lol
You want me to what? says: I have no naked pictures. hehe
Glyn Rocks says: now Im all curious
You want me to what? says: NONE!
You want me to what? says: mwahaha
Harley Quinn says: see thats a good way to be
Glyn Rocks says: I have a digital camera
Harley Quinn says: thats nice
Glyn Rocks says: solve that very easily
Harley Quinn says: yeah Sooze he can solve all your problems
You want me to what? says: no, because see, you’d have to get me naked first and that’s not about to happen, lol
Glyn Rocks says: that sounds like a challange
Glyn Rocks says: and yes nomi I can solve EVERYONES problems
Harley Quinn says: hey drop some viagara in her drink
You want me to what? says: what, with beer?
Glyn Rocks says: I wonder what that would do to a woman
You want me to what? says: HA HA HA
You want me to what? says: lets give some to amber and find out
Harley Quinn says: no no lets give it to you
Glyn Rocks says: SWEEEEEEET
You want me to what? says: Im sure John would love that
Glyn Rocks says: Super horny suzie
Glyn Rocks says: Im sure he would love that
Harley Quinn says: i don’t see why not
Glyn Rocks says: what guy wouldnt?
You want me to what? says: just so you know, that was not me volunteering
Harley Quinn says: come on sooze take one for the team
Glyn Rocks says: please
Glyn Rocks says: curiosity killed that cat and if you dont it might kill you
You want me to what? says: you guys are ganging up on me?
Glyn Rocks says: or I might
Glyn Rocks says:HELL YEAH
You want me to what? says: lol
Harley Quinn says: noooo
Harley Quinn says: well maybe
Glyn Rocks says: PEER PRESURE IN THE HOUSE
Harley Quinn says: where would we get the viagara?
You want me to what? says: roflmao
You want me to what? says: Glyn?
You want me to what? says: you’d know that
You want me to what? says:l ol
Glyn Rocks says: hmmmmm
Glyn Rocks says: I know a guy that is on Testosterone supplementation
You want me to what? says: maybe?
You want me to what? says: ugh, no thanks
You want me to what? says: I have enough hair
Harley Quinn says: LOL
Glyn Rocks says: he is one of those body builders that shaves his whole body
Glyn Rocks says: those types
Harley Quinn says: but Sooze you know you wanna look like ted!
You want me to what? says: nooooooooo
Glyn Rocks says: thought he would get bigger with more testosterone
You want me to what? says: *shivers*
Harley Quinn says: and did he get “bigger”?
You want me to what? says: and if so, where?
You want me to what? says: HA
Harley Quinn says: yes where?
Glyn Rocks says: NO CLUE
You want me to what? says: oh come on n ow, you were talking about the anal earlier
You want me to what? says: sorry
Glyn Rocks says: HEY
Harley Quinn says:l ol
Harley Quinn says: no clue at all?
You want me to what? says: I saw the oppurtunity and I took it
You want me to what? says: can you blame me?
Harley Quinn says: you sure you didn’t check out his package just in passing?
You want me to what? says: the gangin up goes both ways. lol
Harley Quinn says: yeah both holes
You want me to what? says: oh, no glyn only has one
Glyn Rocks says: yeah Im not a fan of guys packages
You want me to what? says: not even your own?
Harley Quinn says: Tara Newasshole could fix that right Sooze?
Glyn Rocks says: well my own goes without saying, who isnt a fan of my package?
You want me to what? says: yeah, true “she” would
Harley Quinn says: hmmm ask a silly question
Glyn Rocks says: http://www.iloveglynspackage.com
You want me to what? says: what???
You want me to what? says: is this an amateur porn site?
Harley Quinn says: its blank
Glyn Rocks says: Dammit the server must be down
You want me to what? says: eh?
Harley Quinn says: just fuckin giv-er eh?
Glyn Rocks says: Its usually down for about 1 minute then its right back up
You want me to what? says: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
You want me to what? says: good one glyn
Harley Quinn says: oh so bad
Harley Quinn says: bad bad bad bad bad
Glyn Rocks says: I try
You want me to what? says: funny
You want me to what? says: server down… HAHAHAHA
Harley Quinn says: what time is it over there in honkey land?
Glyn Rocks says: 11:33
You want me to what? says: HONKEY LAND! HAHAHAHA
Glyn Rocks says: wine time
Harley Quinn says: like donkey but different
You want me to what? says: i want wine
You want me to what? says: hey glyn, send me some eh?
Harley Quinn says: i want rum
You want me to what? says: ooo
You want me to what? says: better yet send me that
Glyn Rocks says: Im still a huge fan of BC wine
Glyn Rocks says: cant be beat
You want me to what? says: no i know
You want me to what? says: BC anything can’t be beat
Glyn Rocks says: women
You want me to what? says: of course
Glyn Rocks says: cant be beat
Harley Quinn says: i thought you would refer to them as snatch?
Glyn Rocks says: hell I ship em out
Harley Quinn says: BC snatch
Glyn Rocks says: BC snatch? I like the sound of that
You want me to what? says: HA HA
You want me to what? says: you would glyn
You want me to what? says: ya Titty chaser
Glyn Rocks says: Course I would
Glyn Rocks says: I chase just about anything that works
You want me to what? says: is that what we decided on last time?
Harley Quinn says: this plaque we make should name him honourary snatch
Glyn Rocks says: youve seen my x’s
You want me to what? says: d’you have a tally sheet handy?
Harley Quinn says: connect the hos
You want me to what? says: yeah, I like that honourary snatch
You want me to what? says: HA
Glyn Rocks says: Glyns wall of honourary snatch
Glyn Rocks says: I could see that
You want me to what? says: a whole wall?
Glyn Rocks says: almost
Glyn Rocks says: still missing two though
Harley Quinn says: lol
You want me to what? says: lol
You want me to what? says: he does have grand designs doesn’t he?
Harley Quinn says: yup
Glyn Rocks says: its like collecting baseball cards
Harley Quinn says: only different
Glyn Rocks says: the ones you dont have you want more than anything
You want me to what? says: great
You want me to what? says: I’ma baseball card, lol
Harley Quinn says: so are some worth more than others like ***** is worth zilch
Glyn Rocks says: kinda but the gum tastes nicer
You want me to what? says:r aaargh!]
Glyn Rocks says: HELL YEAH, everyone has one of those
You want me to what? says: or several
Harley Quinn says: geez you and *** were seperated at birth
Harley Quinn says: HAH
Glyn Rocks says: He rocks
You want me to what? says: they must have been
You want me to what? says: *** got the part of glyn’s nose that’s missing
Glyn Rocks says: my nose?
Harley Quinn says: yes
Harley Quinn says: his is large enogh to comfortabley camp inside i am going too see if he will take bookings for next summer
You want me to what? says: have you not seen the size of his snorkel?
Glyn Rocks says: not recently
You want me to what? says: i agree with nomes
You want me to what? says: it’s a spelunking nose for sure
Harley Quinn says: if he lay on his back in teh water he could sail with it
You want me to what? says: HA
Glyn Rocks says: NICE!!!!!!! Shit thats gotta be huge
Harley Quinn says: me and *** not the best of friends
You want me to what? says: obviously
Harley Quinn says: surrprising isn’t it?
You want me to what? says: not relly
You want me to what? says: I mean that whole convo at the table there.. that was just great. no wonder
Glyn Rocks says: so why nomi not like ***?
Harley Quinn says: lol or the whole me picking a fight with a guy who is six foot two
You want me to what? says: and getting flyin lessons
Harley Quinn says: well we had a encounter that upset him on icq
You want me to what? says: oh poor him
Harley Quinn says: so I was mature and apologized which is hard for me because I wanted to laugh at him
You want me to what? says: amd then he started being a dick
Harley Quinn says: then he found out some info about me of a personal nature and decided to share it with teh entire campsite
You want me to what? says: which is so unusual
Harley Quinn says: so now its on!!!
You want me to what? says: fucken give -er! eh?
Harley Quinn says:damn straight
Glyn Rocks says: personal nature bout Nomi?????
Harley Quinn says: also i have to admitt htough when he had me over his shoulde that was kind of fun
You want me to what? says: lol
Harley Quinn says: i mean its a good thing i was drunk though
You want me to what? says: you’re both hilarious
You want me to what? says: totally
Harley Quinn says: and its a good thing there was not so much spinning because holy vomit batman
Glyn Rocks says: that would suck, vomiting not fun
You want me to what? says: that would have taught him tho
You want me to what? says: not on the spin, no
You want me to what? says: eeeew
You want me to what? says: can we say, vomit sprinkler?
Harley Quinn says: yeah thats why i get all teh men its my attractive nature lol
Glyn Rocks says: not a good visual
Glyn Rocks says: must b the tits
You want me to what? says: and the mighty glyn strikes again
Glyn Rocks says: you know it
Harley Quinn says: hah
Harley Quinn says: its a trick of the camera
Harley Quinn says: false advertising
You want me to what? says: i dunno nomes, lol
Harley Quinn says: lol thanks sooze
Harley Quinn says: man and this conversation after the one i had with clint about my “peaches”
Glyn Rocks says: hey I see cleavage
You want me to what? says: nice size
Harley Quinn says: lol
You want me to what? says: palm size!! lol
Harley Quinn says: millions of peaches peaches for me
You want me to what? says: i thought that was glyn’s line
Harley Quinn says: stop it my breasts are blushing
Harley Quinn says: lol
You want me to what? says: peachy peaches!
You want me to what? says: HA
Glyn Rocks says: perky peaches?
Harley Quinn says: lol
You want me to what? says: perfect peaches!
Glyn Rocks says: got a webcam nomes? I dont believe you
You want me to what? says: HA
Harley Quinn says: well yes right here glyn oh nooo its broken what a shame cuz you know i would really expose my breasts over the internet cuz god knows thats a great idea!
You want me to what? says: i heard that one coming like a freight train’
Glyn Rocks says: ITS A GRRRRRRRREAT IDEA
Harley Quinn says: I do subtle well
Glyn Rocks says: I promise not to take a screen shot and email it to all my friends
You want me to what? says: oh yeah right and I’m the porn fairy
Harley Quinn says: hey there porn fairy
Glyn Rocks says: NICE!!!!!!!!
Glyn Rocks says: I get visits nightly
You want me to what? says: Fack
Harley Quinn says: lol
You want me to what? says: HAHA
Glyn Rocks says: I love cable
Harley Quinn says: you should call yourself after annie sprinkle cuz you sprinkle porn dust
You want me to what? says: porn dust
Glyn Rocks says: nice not the only think I sprinkle
Glyn Rocks says: PAPRIKA
You want me to what? says: gawd I thought something else was coming there…
You want me to what? says: but taht’s close
Glyn Rocks says: mmmm paprika
You want me to what? says: meh cinnamon
Harley Quinn says: mmmm any kind of food i am so hungry right now i could eat a rhino
Glyn Rocks says: that I would pay to see
Glyn Rocks says: as long as you were naked
You want me to what? says: isn’t the skin on those a little tough?
Harley Quinn says: lol
Harley Quinn says: hey if its tough that works out cuz i am sur erhino meat is bad for the diet
You want me to what? says: lol
You want me to what? says: and mister one-track-mnd strikes again
Glyn Rocks says: naked naked naked naked
Glyn Rocks says: sorry slipped out there
You want me to what? says: what no lingerie?
Glyn Rocks says: only if you want
Harley Quinn says: So Sooze i think thats a good offer just fuckin giv-er in your lingerie
You want me to what? says: hey i’m the porn fairy, remember
You want me to what? says: lol
Harley Quinn says: we can park the rhino out on hillside and you will attract a crowd
Harley Quinn says: oh right
Harley Quinn says: does that mean you endorse queer porn?
You want me to what? says: i thought you were the one going to eat it
Glyn Rocks says: hell yeah
You want me to what? says: and I’d be the vanna-type
Harley Quinn says: changed my mind must stick to diet if it is last thing i do
You want me to what? says: lol
You want me to what? says: ok, no rhino then
Harley Quinn says: maybe some horse though
You want me to what? says: ok, no h orses
Glyn Rocks says: dammit, horse = kinky woman
Harley Quinn says: just kidding
Glyn Rocks says: suz on viagra?
Harley Quinn says: lol you buy it she’ll try it
You want me to what? says: nah, glyn on viagra + horse
Harley Quinn says: YES
You want me to what? says: HA
Harley Quinn says: now thats funny shit
You want me to what? says: I thought so
Harley Quinn says: me 2
Glyn Rocks says: Glyn is a horse
Glyn Rocks says: or at least Ive been told
You want me to what? says: HA
You want me to what? says: horse…
You want me to what? says: lets leave the horse in the barn
Harley Quinn says: what you mean they don’t call you the human tripod?
You want me to what? says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Glyn Rocks says: only the lucky ones do
Harley Quinn says: lol
You want me to what? says: you’d think that’d make it hard to walk
Glyn Rocks says: it does but I find ways around it
Harley Quinn says: use it as a belt
You want me to what? says: or a scarf
Glyn Rocks says: it works, or a car jack if you blow a tire
Harley Quinn says: lol
You want me to what? says: lol
You want me to what? says: okies folks, it’s been a blast, but I ghave to get my butt to bed.
You want me to what? says: soon at least
Glyn Rocks says: breasts?
You want me to what? says: where’s that drumroll?
Harley Quinn says: bye guys
You want me to what? says: Yes, I have breasts!
You want me to what? says: lol
Harley Quinn says: glyn we should buy you a pair
Glyn Rocks says: bye breasts
Harley Quinn says: you can hang them on the wall
Glyn Rocks says: or nomes could just move out here
You want me to what? says: he’d never leave the house!

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