Kitten (looking at me with really black eyes): Brrr mmrr owr, Brr Mew, brrr, MEOW…!!!
Me: What?
Kitten: Brrrr?
Me: I don’t speak cat as well as you ‘d like…
Kitten ( takes a flying leap at my lap): mrrp!!! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (stomps all over the keyboard)
Me. Oh. You’re hungry are you?
Kitten: mrp!