Random Funny from NCIS

“Come on, Abby, you sleep in a casket in a funeral gown”
“I don’t always wear the gown”

Funny bits from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy:

“What are you talking about? ”
“Never mind, eat the fruit. ”
“You know, this place almost looks like the Garden of Eden. ”
“Eat the fruit. ”
“Sounds quite like it too. ”

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.

“Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.”

In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men and women were real women and small fury creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small fury creatures from Alpha Centauri.

“I spare not a single unit of thought on these cybernetic simpletons!” he boomed. “I speak of none but the computer that is to come after me!”
Fook was losing patience. He pushed his notebook aside and muttered, “I think this is getting needlessly messianic.”

“Listen, three eyes,” he said, “Don’t you try to outweird me. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.”

Funny search hits of the day:

biggest sausage ever eaten by a female
officiil symbol animal of Canada:

Which is really funny when read one after the other.