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Only one reason why I like talking to D

D says: Of course WWE is a soap.
D says: But in our version, the people hit each other with chairs.
Khali ~ WWE is a testosterone soap opera says: really, it’s a bunch of men in spandex underwear threatening to hurt each other
D says: And so there’s an example of its superiority, of which there are many.
Khali ~ WWE is a testosterone soap opera says: LOL

Khali ~ psycho/psychic says: thank you for that
D says: πŸ˜‰
Khali ~ psycho/psychic says: so how is life treating you?
D says: Life treats me well; I’m the asshole in that relationship.
D says: God forbid the bitch leave me, though.
D says: You?

Oh Naomi, you never fail to crack me up when I need it:

Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: i think i’m getting sick.
need a job says: maybe you have imsickofschoolandbeingpooritis
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: i think that might indeed be part of it
need a job says: cuase i think its contagious you should go buy a lottery ticket and stay away from campus for awhile
Khali ~ dressed in white says: might be an idea
need a job says: also if you win that 9 mill would you mind spotting me $60 000? Thanks
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: IF i win 9mill, i’m sure I could do that

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Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: I hate retail…
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: bastiches
need a job says: maybe you need to quit and become a performing monkey

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need a job says: dude why can’t life be more interesting
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: i’m going to be cliche and say “life is what you make it”
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: you can smack me now
need a job says: well i don’t think i can complain of having an ordinary life
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: how true is that
need a job says: just maybe this particular instant in my life isn’t that exciting
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: thats like j saying he’s bored. I tell him that an old chinese curse is “may you live in interesting times”
need a job says: yeah he might get his feet blown off in war
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: indeeed
need a job says: or his head lobotomied
need a job says: he might have had to wear a powdered wig
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: at some points I think those’d have been preferable

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need a job says: aw HOt boy just left
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: damn
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: no more drool-worthiness
need a job says: yeah he was HOT
need a job says: hotty hot hot
need a job says: mr.hotness
need a job says: hotty hotterson
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: lol
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: i get the picture
need a job says: his skin was teh colour of caramel i wanted to lick it
need a job says: lick it good
need a job says: πŸ˜›
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: you always did have a sweet tooth

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need a job says: hmmm one of u2s new song sounds like a rip off of their older stuff and not in a good way
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: oh no!
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: maybe they are running out of new ideas
need a job says: poor bastards they have supermodel girlfriends to feed
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: what do you mean, those things don’t eat
need a job says: lol they have to be able to afford designer toilets when they barf it all up again
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: oooh right

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need a job says: well untill cats and dogs start answering us back…
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: that might be interesting
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says I can imagine what they’d say
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: FEED ME HUMAN SLAVE!
need a job says: lol and then you are like hee hee pussy in a blender
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: well, you might, maybe

***

Khali ~ desiring composure says: i should learn to read my daytimer better. I work at 2
Desperate Student says: lol
Khali ~ desiring composure says: nto 130
Desperate Student says: you jsut wanted to ditch me ya ditch pig
Khali ~ desiring composure says: LOL not really
Khali ~ desiring composure says: just means I have time for a shower now,.
Desperate Student says: well hey showers are good
Khali ~ desiring composure says: makes me not smell
Desperate Student says: πŸ˜€
Khali ~ desiring composure says: are you saying I smelled today?
Desperate Student says: no, no
Desperate Student says: maybe
Khali ~ desiring composure says: gasp!
Desperate Student says: i didn’t sniff you
Khali ~ desiring composure says: lol, i might think strange things of you if you did sniff me

***

Khali ~ desiring composure says: they should listen to you
Desperate Student says: lol since when has that ever been a good idea πŸ˜‰
Khali ~ desiring composure says: since never, but it’s always been entertaining

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tired and pissy says: i told al that i told you that crude thing i said to him and he was like wow you actually told her that
Khali ~ eyetwitch says: hehe
Khali ~ eyetwitch says: it’s funny.
tired and pissy says: i think he was a little bit awed and disgusted with me
Khali ~ eyetwitch says: sounds like something i’d say in a grocery store

***

tired and pissy says: does this make sense…
Khali ~ impatiens nervosa says: nothing makes sense

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Khali ~ animal crackers!!!! says: that’s not bad, but Al in a lab coat… that’s funny
england in how many sleeps? says: wouldn’t he look like a mad scientist?
Khali ~ animal crackers!!!! says: TOTALLY
Khali ~ animal crackers!!!! says: we should find him a sidekick that looks like beaker
england in how many sleeps? says: meh dye his hair orange and he would be beaker

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Khali ~ *_* says: I felt so wonky the last couple of days so I slept in
shiny happy people says: good for you mental health morning
Khali ~ *_* says: yes, very necessary
shiny happy people says: every now and then we all need a little me time and it can’t be on a weekend it has to be right there and then
Khali ~ *_* says:yes, otherwise you start to snap
shiny happy people says: yup like rice crispies
shiny happy people says: snap crackle pop
Khali ~ *_* says: lol and then you start to twitch and people look at you funny

***

Khali ~ shadowmaker says: ..focus on the fact that it’s a huge information resource and that it requires the development of critical thinking to decide which info is relevant and which is not
PM eeney meeney miney mo says: fuck robbie williams is sexy
Khali ~ shadowmaker says: so from left field! LOL

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eeney meeney miney mo says: did you know jonathan frakes has a ba from harvard?
Khali ~ shadowmaker says: yep
Khali ~ shadowmaker says: but I never knew for what exactly
eeney meeney miney mo says: actually its his masters from harvard lol
Khali ~ shadowmaker says: in acting?
eeney meeney miney mo says: theatre arts
Khali ~ shadowmaker says: aah. so patrick stewart is a shakespearean actor and frakes is a theatre buff
eeney meeney miney mo says: frakes Has a cow-shaped mailbox, and retrieving the mail involves inserting one’s hand into the cow’s hindquarters
Khali ~ shadowmaker says: I’ve always liked that man

***

Khali ~ head like a cabbage says: why did I cut my bangs?
eeney meeney miney mo says: um dunno the devil told you so?
Khali ~ head like a cabbage says: i suppose
Khali ~ head like a cabbage says:Β  it was a total impulse and I’m stupid
Khali ~ head like a cabbage says: i hate them
eeney meeney miney mo says: i hate my pudge i wonder if i could cut that off
Khali ~ head like a cabbage says: not without some messy red stuff coming out
eeney meeney miney mo says: cripes
eeney meeney miney mo says: can’t be having with red stuff
Khali ~ head like a cabbage says: nooOOOooo
Khali ~ head like a cabbage says: tough to get out of carpets
eeney meeney miney mo says: also chairs and sweaters

***

Khali ~ oink says: i was having such a good week. nothing was getting to me, I was motoring along with all my work
Khali ~ oink says: now I just want to roll over, grab a handful of donuts and sleep for the next three weeks
do be do be doooo says: lol
do be do be doooo says: last night Al tempted me with a frosted malt
do be do be doooo says: i was like you fucker i hate you i’m on a diet…give me that

do be do be doooo says: although al was thinking of taking out life insurance so i would be looked after if anything ever happened to him πŸ™‚
Khali ~ what fools these mortals be says: aaw
Khali ~ what fools these mortals be says: you do know that only covers accidental death….;)
do be do be doooo says: lets not speak of such things πŸ˜‰

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Khali ~ what fools these mortals be says: so how’s the paper?
do be do be doooo says: the piece of paper that dare not speak it sname?
Khali ~ what fools these mortals be says: yeah
do be do be doooo says: we shall not speak its name its gone into hiding
Khali ~ what fools these mortals be says: oh dear
Khali ~ what fools these mortals be says: isn’t it due this week?
do be do be doooo says: sssh you might provoke it

***

do be do be doooo says: how is class now that psycho is gone?
Khali ~ what fools these mortals be says: much better
do be do be doooo says: thats good
Khali ~ what fools these mortals be says: she was an evil cow from the nether regions of hell
do be do be doooo says: lol funny you’d think she would have been udderly barbequd if she was a cow in hell(6)
Khali ~ what fools these mortals be says: no pun intended
Khali ~ what fools these mortals be says: LOL
Khali ~ what fools these mortals be says: you’re awful
do be do be doooo says: yes
do be do be doooo says: yes i am

***

Khali ~ how goes the battle, sister? says: you should become catholic and run for pope
DONE LIKE DINNER BOOM BABY YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says: they won’t ordain women
Khali ~ how goes the battle, sister? says: there are women ministers
Khali ~ how goes the battle, sister? says: there should be female cardinals too dagnabbit
Khali ~ how goes the battle, sister? says: go in drag
Khali ~ how goes the battle, sister? says: they’ll turn you into a saint afterwards
DONE LIKE DINNER BOOM BABY YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says: lol i am pretty sure they would try adn burn me at a stake or something

And last but never least: LINDSIE

Lindsie says: my vocab is the shits tonight!
Khali ~ boink says: oh no!
Khali ~ boink says: get out the thisseris
Lindsie says: have
Khali ~ boink says: thisserii are very handy
Lindsie says: love my thisrus
Khali ~ boink says: i love mine too, but I fear it’s limited…
Lindsie says: mines’ not even a real thisrus. it’s combo dic-thisory
Khali ~ boink says: ooOOOooo
Khali ~ boink says: a dic-thisory…
Khali ~ boink says: my dic is encyclopedic…so it has peoples and things in it
Lindsie says: oooooooooo. those are quite readable!
Khali ~ boink says: yes, I read it when I was in high school. delish
Lindsie says: were you supposed to be studying for math or somesuch at the time?
Khali ~ boink says: yep
Khali ~ boink says: however did you know?
Khali ~ boink says: it was history…
Khali ~ boink says: candian something
Lindsie says: HAHA
Lindsie says: i wrote stories when studying for chem
Lindsie says: “Lemonade Trip”
Lindsie says: and a poem I wrote in my notes.
Khali ~ boink says: oh I did that! in the margins!!
Lindsie says: and another poem on my desk
Khali ~ boink says: i drew
Lindsie says: yes. acomplished much in chem
Khali ~ boink says: i never took chem
Khali ~ boink says: I took “earth science”
Lindsie says: chem was good. posters and equations.
Lindsie says: oh! and “crush guy” in grade 12
Khali ~ boink says: OOoooo that would help… well, not with the chem
Lindsie says: different chem
Khali ~ boink says: lol
Lindsie says: “ahem”
Khali ~ boink says: my “crush guy” was in PE
Khali ~ boink says: i got so many soccer balls and things in the head
Khali ~ boink says: I think chem class might have been safer

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Lindsie says: I’m naming a guy “Isis”
Khali ~ boink says: YEEAAH!
Lindsie says: Aren’t you going to complain that this is a girl name?
Khali ~ boink says: even if it is, I named a guy Kyra. so who am I to complain?
Lindsie says: good. cause it’s perfect. Igor and Isis are twins.
Khali ~ boink says: and what do they do?
Lindsie says: they stand in front of doors to prevent people from getting in, etc. And they looks real good being bodyguards at public events.
Khali ~ boink says: ooo cuz they’re twins
Lindsie says: yes. I’ll use that at one point. hasn’t come up yet.
Khali ~ boink says: what fun tho
Lindsie says: characters! yay!

***

Khali ~ “honey, doncha know…” ~ πŸ˜‰ says: it itty it it
Lindsie says: tit tit TITTY tit!

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Khali ~ “honey, doncha know … ” ~ πŸ˜‰ says: just the nature of my hair that one side will not cooperate
Khali ~ “honey, doncha know … ” ~ πŸ˜‰ says: πŸ™‚
Lindsie says: that bitch
Khali ~ “honey, doncha know … ” ~ πŸ˜‰ says: rather my hair than half my butt
Lindsie says: half a butt that won’t cooperate!
Khali ~ “honey, doncha know … ” ~ πŸ˜‰ says: funny

***

Lindsie says: loop loop loop loop loop loop loop loop loop loop loop loop loop loop loop loop loop loop loop loop loop loop loop loop loop
Khali ~ “honey, doncha know … ” ~ πŸ˜‰ says: yes, that too
Khali ~ “honey, doncha know … ” ~ πŸ˜‰ says: i just did’t wnt to be loopy on poems
Lindsie says: TOO LATE
Lindsie says: YAAAAAAAAR HAR HAR HAR!
Khali ~ “honey, doncha know … ” ~ πŸ˜‰ says: eep!

***

Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: asieeeeeee
Lindsie says: oh my goodnes!
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: how are you?
Lindsie says: GAzooooooooooooooooooooo!
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: achoo?
Lindsie says: bless you
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: *sniff*

***

Lindsie “CHILL” says: I forgot to ask yoiu how your bangs are.
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: well…. if they don’t air dry on their own, they’re fine
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: otherwise they just curl up
Lindsie “CHILL” says: hehe. that’s what I like my hair to do
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: yes, but not up…
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: lol
Khali ~ dressed in white noise says: looks like I have horns
Lindsie “CHILL” says: so your true nature is showing through. Hmmmmmmmmmm…

***

Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: ooh, yeah… I know what you mean. you have a scene in your head for so long you’re not sure you wrote it or not.
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: ?
Lindsie “CHILL” says: so many I just let circle around and never wrote it.. and now it’s gone. Prolly crap but you never know
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: this is why I want a jack for my brain
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: to download everything into something I can work with
Lindsie “CHILL” says: total
Lindsie “CHILL” says: or just to see that it sucks so you can move along
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: because when I’m falling asleep I have some interesting ideas, and then I’m too tired to open my eyes to scribble them down
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: yes!!
Lindsie “CHILL” says: hate that
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: i even have a notebook there just in case
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: but… sigh
Lindsie “CHILL” says: I have an elaborate system of little pieces of paper ripped of the edges of newspapers and subscription cards.
Lindsie “CHILL” says: When I say “system” I mean “chaos”
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: i have a box of random papers…
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: and a bunch of things shoved under my keyboard
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: yeah… chaos
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: lord knows what any of it really says
Lindsie “CHILL” says: we’ll save them for later.
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: yes
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: i have one under my keyboard right now that says “palimpsest” and “pedagogy” and I have no idea why
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: i don’t even know what they mean
Lindsie “CHILL” says: pretty words!

***

Lindsie “CHILL” says: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusan.
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: how is??
Lindsie “CHILL” says: I’m a achievment!
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: are you?
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: w00t!
Lindsie “CHILL” says: I’m stuck in by underclothing.
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: uh oh!
Lindsie “CHILL” says: k. I’m ok now. how are you this evening.
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: not too bad
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: I’ve been scribling
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: and reading
Lindsie “CHILL” says: golly. I should scribble too
Lindsie “CHILL” says: I was reading but then I started doing that “not reading” thing where the words are there but I am in another place.
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: yes, I was doing that too, so i scribbled
Lindsie “CHILL” says: I napped.
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: oo taht’s nice
Lindsie “CHILL” says: yes indood
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: i considered napping today
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: went to the library instead
Lindsie “CHILL” says: That’s soothing as well.
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: yes, i sat in an aisle and read
Lindsie “CHILL” says: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. that’s nice
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: yes!
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: it was in fact very nice
Lindsie “CHILL” says: Which section?
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: “literature” in the downtown library
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: i had to return a couple from before
Lindsie “CHILL” says: That’s the thing. Have to return them, and I’m here anyway… even though I have homework… oh well!
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: yes!
Lindsie “CHILL” says: I was at the library this morning. I forgot til now cause that was a long time ago now!
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: lol, i know. this am was soo long ago
Lindsie “CHILL” says: stupid having to get up early!
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: yeah…
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: stupid am classes
Lindsie “CHILL” says: only an hour this morning though. then I played in the library (for longer than i planned. I found the old kids books) and then went for swim
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: swim nice
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: and libraries DO that”
Lindsie “CHILL” says: It was the 6th floor. Had never been!
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: ooo
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: exploration
Lindsie “CHILL” says: we occasionally call that “lost” in secret
Khali ~ no one here but us bunnies says: i’ll tell no one
Lindsie “CHILL” says: thank goodness too(A)

***

Lindsie says: Cheese
Khali ~ neurotic bunny says: i am cheeseless
Lindsie says: That is a sad state of affairs to be in.
Khali ~ neurotic bunny says: yes. yes it is. how shall I ever endure?
Lindsie says: poorly!
Khali ~ neurotic bunny says: hoo!

***

Khali ~ desiring composure says: i dont’ know if I’ma tree, am I a tree?
Lindsie “I’m a tree are you a tree?” says: I don’t know if you’re a tree. Are you a tree?
Khali ~ desiring composure says: i have limbs!
Lindsie “I’m a tree are you a tree?” says: HOOray!

***

Lindsie “I’m a tree are you a tree?” says: get some Tegan and Sarah
Khali ~ desiring composure says: hrm, ok
Lindsie “I’m a tree are you a tree?” says: you don’t have to
Lindsie “I’m a tree are you a tree?” says: I was listening them before.
Khali ~ desiring composure says: i don’t seem to recall if I’ve heard them and known it was therm
Lindsie “I’m a tree are you a tree?” says: well then let’s find out. Them’s sass.
Khali ~ desiring composure says: hehe
Khali ~ desiring composure says: i like sass
Lindsie “I’m a tree are you a tree?” says: that’s gdoo!
Khali ~ desiring composure says: whoo!
Lindsie “I’m a tree are you a tree?” says: try them. they’re chicks with guitars.

***

Lindsie “full of chicken dinner!” says: are ye feeling better today?
Khali ~ desiring composure says: yes!
Lindsie “full of chicken dinner!” says: thank the good lord and may his blessings continue to touch you!
Khali ~ desiring composure says: eeeeek!!
Lindsie “full of chicken dinner!” says: do I freak you out??
Khali ~ desiring composure says: you did!
Lindsie “full of chicken dinner!” says: hehehe.
Khali ~ desiring composure says: scarey Lindsie!

***

Lindsie “full of chicken dinner!” says: I found a word for you.
Khali ~ desiring composure says: oooo i like words
Khali ~ desiring composure says: was it from what you were study-ing
Lindsie “full of chicken dinner!” says: Indeed it was! “proselytize”
Khali ~ desiring composure says: oooo! isn’t that lovely!
Lindsie “full of chicken dinner!” says: hate how these professors just through around these “smart words” like they think we know what they mean!
Khali ~ desiring composure says: I think they do it so that we will think they’re smarter than they really are
Lindsie “full of chicken dinner!” says: Feinds!

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Lindsie “full of chicken dinner!” says: I studyed today.
Khali ~ desiring composure says: oo what did you study?
Lindsie “full of chicken dinner!” says: philosphy o’ sci and some Islam… and a roast chicken. I ate some of the latter.
Khali ~ desiring composure says:that sounds like a nice mix
Khali ~ desiring composure says: esp the chicken

***

Lindsie “full of chicken dinner!” says: Wouldn’t it be funny if I bacame God?
Khali ~ desiring composure says: it would be a different kind of cosmos πŸ™‚
Lindsie “full of chicken dinner!” says: I would totally make the light on the CD player on my computer flash to the beat of the music!
Khali ~ desiring composure says: i would totally be down with that!
Lindsie “full of chicken dinner!” says: then I’d just sit back and watch the world go by. Sit… and listen.
Khali ~ desiring composure says: very nice
Khali ~ desiring composure says: but then there would always be somebody asking you for something
Lindsie “full of chicken dinner!” says: and i’d ignore them. heartily.

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Lindsie “I’m a writer! Tree of distruction!” says: I’m a writer: tree of destruction!
Khali ~ wishing I was elegantly wasted says: you are a writer and that’s a scary tree!
Lindsie “I’m a writer! Tree of distruction!” says: DESTRUCTION. crap, spelling

***

Khali ~ wishing I was elegantly wasted says: I have to have a poem ready
Lindsie “I’m a writer! Tree of destruction!” says: start with the word…..
Lindsie “I’m a writer! Tree of destruction!” says: ripen
Lindsie “I’m a writer! Tree of destruction!” says: sorry. first word i found in the dic.
Khali ~ wishing I was elegantly wasted says: urg
Khali ~ wishing I was elegantly wasted says: that’s
Khali ~ wishing I was elegantly wasted says: urg
Lindsie “I’m a writer! Tree of destruction!” says: yeah.
Lindsie “I’m a writer! Tree of destruction!” says: rules of the game.
Lindsie “I’m a writer! Tree of destruction!” says: “emigrate”*
Khali ~ wishing I was elegantly wasted says: and, or instead of?
Lindsie “I’m a writer! Tree of destruction!” says: instead. ripen? gross.
Khali ~ wishing I was elegantly wasted says: phew!

*I wrote one too… and it wasn’t terrible.
***

Khali ~ wishing I was elegantly wasted says: god to have goals!!
Lindsie “I’m a writer! Tree of destruction!” says: GOD!
Khali ~ wishing I was elegantly wasted says: goooood
Lindsie “I’m a writer! Tree of destruction!” says: God is going to bed now.
Lindsie “I’m a writer! Tree of destruction!” says: (God Is I)
Khali ~ wishing I was elegantly wasted says: yes. good night God
Khali ~ wishing I was elegantly wasted says: sleep well
Lindsie “I’m a writer! Tree of destruction!” says: Bless you.
Lindsie “I’m a writer! Tree of destruction!” says: you AND yours!

***

Lindsie “I’m a writer! Tree of destruction!” says: whassup with you today?
Khali ~ make the stupid people stop reproducing! says: long classes…
Khali ~ make the stupid people stop reproducing! says: brain stopped working
Lindsie “I’m a writer! Tree of destruction!” says: hate that. did you fiddle with the “power” button? Sometimes that works.
Khali ~ make the stupid people stop reproducing! says: it’s jammed.
Lindsie “I’m a writer! Tree of destruction!” says: shoot.

***

Khali ~ Eyetwitch says: now I wonder if there’s a way I can use “pyroclastic” and get way with it. *cheeky*
Lindsie “chocolate bar” says: is that a real word?

Lindsie “chocolate bar” says: I think pyroclastic would make a good adjective. Adjective? “I’m feeling pyroclastic”
Khali ~ Eyetwitch says: yes!

***

Khali ~ Eyetwitch says: whatchoo doin?
Lindsie “chocolate bar” says: writing some paragraphs.
Khali ~ Eyetwitch says: very good!
Khali ~ Eyetwitch says: i’ll shut up then. πŸ™‚
Lindsie “chocolate bar” says: unless you have things to confess
Khali ~ Eyetwitch says: lol, at the moment, no. I’m just reading some school book
Lindsie “chocolate bar” says: yeah? no gossip or anything??:-O
Khali ~ Eyetwitch says: not really.
Khali ~ Eyetwitch says: i was pretty self-centered today to be honest
Khali ~ Eyetwitch says: lol
Lindsie “chocolate bar” says: hm. That must be why I NEVER have any gossip!
Khali ~ Eyetwitch says: lol
Khali ~ Eyetwitch says: gossip about you is good πŸ˜‰
Lindsie “chocolate bar” says: what what? what gossip? who said something about me??:-O
Khali ~ Eyetwitch says: you!
Lindsie “chocolate bar” says: hehehe. I’m such a busybody!
Khali ~ Eyetwitch says: this is part of the reason I get along so well with you.
Lindsie “chocolate bar” says: hehe

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Lindsie “chocolate bar” says: what is it you were trying to work on ?
Khali ~ “I think so Brain, but this time you wear the tu-tu” says: we’re supposed to do a “journal” responding to different forms of media on a theme. and then talk about how and if we’d use said media in a classroom and why
Lindsie “chocolate bar” says: that’s interesting. and thinky.
Khali ~ “I think so Brain, but this time you wear the tu-tu” says: it is
Khali ~ “I think so Brain, but this time you wear the tu-tu” says: very thinky
Lindsie “chocolate bar” says: curse the thinky!
Khali ~ “I think so Brain, but this time you wear the tu-tu” says: today, yes muchly
Lindsie “chocolate bar” says: I’m sorry for your thinky.

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Lindsie “where’s my other sock??” says: sponge bob square pants is because he has SQUARE PANTS!
Khali ~ dinnertiiiiiime says: yes!!!

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Lindsie “where’s my other sock??” says: “paradigm”
Lindsie “where’s my other sock??” says: I like the “gm” part!
Khali ~ radioactive rabbits! says: OOOOOOooo
Khali ~ radioactive rabbits! says: i found “inchoate” today
Lindsie “where’s my other sock??” says: ooooooooooooooooo
Khali ~ radioactive rabbits! says: how come you look offline?
Lindsie “where’s my other sock??” says: don’t know. now?
Khali ~ radioactive rabbits! says: wierdness
Khali ~ radioactive rabbits! says: still tells me you’re not online
Khali ~ radioactive rabbits! says: better
Lindsie “where’s my other sock??” says: good. the solution is: ignote the computer for 3 mins…
Lindsie “where’s my other sock??” says: omg! Inchoate is the best word!
Khali ~ radioactive rabbits! says: isn’;t it tho?
Lindsie “where’s my other sock??” says: I am never going to remember it
Khali ~ radioactive rabbits! says: lol, I’m not sure I will either

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Lindsie “sometimes I just have to point and laugh” says: I had one cup of tea and now I just can’t stop pee-ing. Is there a word for that??
Khali ~ “peem-peems” says: probably… but I don’t know what it is
Lindsie “sometimes I just have to point and laugh” says: “Tea-Pee”

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Khali ~ “yes, we have no bananas” says: I have postits all over me!
Lindsie “sometimes I just have to point and laugh” says: hooray! are they replacing your memory?
Khali ~ “yes, we have no bananas” says: no! i i hope not, I keep losing them!
Lindsie “sometimes I just have to point and laugh” says: hahahahaha
Khali ~ “yes, we have no bananas” says: 😦
Lindsie “sometimes I just have to point and laugh” says: hehe.
Lindsie “sometimes I just have to point and laugh” says: sorry!
Khali ~ “yes, we have no bananas” says: no you’re not

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Khali ~ impatiens nervosa says: *squint*

Lindsie “OMG! MESSY HOUSE!” says: hiya! trouble seeing?
Khali ~ impatiens nervosa says: *squint*
Khali ~ impatiens nervosa says: just a bit
Lindsie “OMG! MESSY HOUSE!” says: were you gaming all night long??
Khali ~ impatiens nervosa says: no, reading a book for class
Lindsie “OMG! MESSY HOUSE!” says: oh dear dear dead
Lindsie “OMG! MESSY HOUSE!” says: dear! dear! not dead! i typo-ed!
Khali ~ impatiens nervosa says: LOL
Khali ~ impatiens nervosa says: suuuure *looks suspicious*
Lindsie “OMG! MESSY HOUSE!” says: *NO SCISSORS FOR YOU*

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Khali ~ strategically placed jelly beans says: i just found a poem you wrote in my bloo book
Lindsie says: me? a pome?
Khali ~ strategically placed jelly beans says: yes
Khali ~ strategically placed jelly beans says: it says by lindsie (not scooby-doo)
Lindsie says: lol
Khali ~ strategically placed jelly beans says: it has jelly beans in it, so it must be by you
Lindsie says: yes. yes. that’s right.

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Lindsie it’s HYD time again. says: humpty dumpty?
Khali ~ second to none says: cow barn!
Lindsie it’s HYD time again. says: ogre catfish!
Khali ~ second to none says: yikes!
Khali ~ second to none says: killer pickle
Lindsie it’s HYD time again. says: shoot!

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Khali ~ second to none says: i want my paper to write itself
Lindsie “Where’s Mummy??” says: see if that happens as you start your novel!
Lindsie “Where’s Mummy??” says: (note: this never ever works for me but you might get lucky)
Lindsie “Where’s Mummy??” says: what we need: Essay-Writing Elves!
Lindsie “Where’s Mummy??” says: I think I saw some at the dollar store today
Khali ~ second to none says: ohoh
Khali ~ second to none says: I’ll take a dozen!
Lindsie “Where’s Mummy??” says: Only they were $1.75. Stupid false advertising.

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Lindsie “(@_@)” says: haha. daft AND punk
Lindsie “(@_@)” says: just a little punk
Khali ~ not daft, not punk, but fun says: off kilter?
Lindsie “(@_@)” says: wearing a kilt?
Khali ~ not daft, not punk, but fun says: uhm, *looks down* nope

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Lindsie “AAAAaaaaRRRRARRrRGGGGG!” says: I’m watching Superman. He just found a phonebooth!
Khali ~ wankers says: it’s such a good thing that there is always one miraculously close by

Lindsie “AAAAaaaaRRRRARRrRGGGGG!” says: (ark. Supe’s got a righteous now)
Khali ~ wankers says: go supe!
Lindsie “AAAAaaaaRRRRARRrRGGGGG!” says: smug bastard

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Lindsie says: I might go to Duncan and buy a car.
Khali ~ wake me up when its all over says: OOo! Lindsie with wheels!
Khali ~ wake me up when its all over says: just don;t live in it
Lindsie says: hehe. Maybe a van then
Khali ~ wake me up when its all over says: a vw van…. painted YELLOW
Lindsie says: WITH PURPLE POLKA DOTS
Khali ~ wake me up when its all over says: or flowers!
Khali ~ wake me up when its all over says: and a kitchenette for makeing COOKIES

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Lindsie “Lost in Translation.” says: have I told you lately that fish freak me out?
Khali ~ just plain crazy… deal with it says: no!
Khali ~ just plain crazy… deal with it says: why?
Lindsie “Lost in Translation.” says: no reason.
Lindsie “Lost in Translation.” says: they make me go “gIIIiiiiiIIIIiii” and shudder.
Lindsie “Lost in Translation.” says: I think it’s always been, I just noticed it lately.
Khali ~ just plain crazy… deal with it says: maybe because of what they do with their mouths
Lindsie “Lost in Translation.” says: It’s why I don’t enjoy pet stores.
Lindsie “Lost in Translation.” says: and just the swimming around and gross.
Khali ~ just plain crazy… deal with it says: mental note: no pet stores with fish with lindsie

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Lindsie “Lost in Translation.” says: don’t think don’t think don’t think don’t think don’t think don’t think don’t think don’t think don’t think don’t think don’t think don’t think don’t think
Khali ~ just plain crazy… deal with it Lindsie says: ooooooo
Khali ~ just plain crazy… deal with it says: too late. brain popped
Lindsie “Lost in Translation.” says: crap.

These made me laugh so hard I cried. More to come…