May the gods of sleep be with me – cripes I can’t take anymore crazy ass weird dreams. People have been jumping off bridges like Icarus, stealing my shoes for mad scientist experiments because of somewhere I might have walked and training an elephant to sit in my grandma’s living room – among other things. Just no more alien spider-ish things, ok? You hear me subconscious? I get what you’re trying to tell me really, but you can stop with those. Those were just fucking creepy as all getout.

Good night all!