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Sometimes I wish I recorded some of our vent conversations, because Elfluvin had me in stitches the other night, which felt damn good after so long. Now if you would excuse me I’m going to go and poke a hole in my sinuses so I can actually focus on something…

Ishtarra: it’s so not the same
Dreadangus: accept no limitations
Ishtarra: nope 100% angus pls
Luigisephy: -.-
Dreadangus: SHUT UP LUIGI
Dreadangus: God
Ishtarra: What’s that face?
Silverbaane: “twinkie hanging out of the mouth look”?
Dreadangus: Luigisephy: If it involves vasoline, SADDLE UP
Torontogosh: lol

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Lecray: I saw a snail riding on a turtle’s back this afternoon. It’s little snail arms were stretched out wide and its head was tilted toward the sky and it was shouting “Weeeeee!”
Ishtarra: What are you smoking? Share!

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Mesohordey: 13 inches unbuffed WOOT
Elfluvin: 13 inches…pffft…I don’t fold mine in half for anyone

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Rhavin: Boon put the pipe down and stay calm… I’ve called for the ambulance, it should be on it’s way, just hang on…

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Ishtarra: well, that’s awesome. I lost about 55 lbs this last year
Mesohordey: what, in the last 11 days?
Ishtarra: no, the last YEAR, silly bum
Dispatched: that’s good tho, grats tho
Rathon:if that really did happen she’d have a serious problem
Dreadangus: the ALL NEW Dismemberment Diet
Ishtarra: Mesohordey: sounds emo
Dreadangus: It’s amazing how much weight you can drop just by getting rid of that pesky torso

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Livi: Whoa, where did that go
Cloudhorn: Where most of the guild convos go
Cloudhorn: Conversational gravity if you will.

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Dreadangus: So the sewer DOES have an exit
Ishtarra:red alert! Dready is bored!
Dreadangus: lil bit
Ishtarra: I can only assume that mayhem will ensue
Dreadangus: I need less than 100 rep for exalted with AC
Ishtarra: Argh?
Dreadangus: I’m just laughing at the strategic positioning of the whole city of Dalaran
Dreadangus: It’s positioned just so a blue dragonflight platform is below the sewer exit pipe
Dreadangus: that’s probably what started the whole nexus war
Dreadangus: “Excuse me, dalaran mages, could you please move your city?”
Dreadangus: “no.” *flushes toilet*
Dreadangus: what a bunch of crap :X
Dreadangus: All because Mal’ganis didn’t up and die
Jamnord: just think of all the people on the ground under that floating city
Ishtarra: *shudder*
Dreadangus: That’s what I’m talking about
Errai: Ew
Dreadangus: It’s like a nightmarish water ride that never ends
Iae: Acid rain, eh?
Dreadangus: It’ll be interesting to see what they do with Crystalsong Forest
Entrion: tear it down for a new interstate!
Dreadangus: Well, it’ll get more use at least
Dreadangus: “The Maker’s Bypass”
Dreadangus: “Turnpike of the Titans”
Dreadangus: Another wonder: where are all the women at the tuskarr villages?
Ishtarra: no kidding!

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Dreadangus: “Oh hello little ones. After I kill your mother, I’m going to shove you in a bag and take you to the walrus people, presumably so they can eat you.”

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Dreadangus: on a related note re: the vent conversation
Dreadangus: thank you for inviting me Jams
Dreadangus: I was getting shaky b/c I wasn’t getting enough homoeroticism in my daily exchanges

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Rhavin: [Thrusting Bands] sounds like something you would buy at a porn shop
Ishtarra: agreed
Entrion: agreed
Voodoo: How do you think they named them?!
Ic: How you you think they USE them o.0
Rhavin: put them on and THRUST, THRUST, THRUST!
Dreadangus: you use them so you don’t lose your grip
Dreadangus: it MAY get sweaty
Rhavin: Velcro mitts upgrade?
Dreadangus: Only if your lover’s hairy
Dreadangus: and they have a high pain tolerance

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Ic: It’s an STD, Dread
Dreadangus: is that one of the several you have Trouble?
Ic: Well, I blame your ex-girlfriend
Ic: You shoulda warned me!