So the Peon was away in Hawaii for most of last week with his families. Before he left, the Whirlwind sort of casually remarked that it’d be nice if he brought back some Macadamia nuts. When he arrived yesterday, it was with a bag of said nuts in hand. He gives them to the whirlwind who grins and asks. “So can we eat your nuts?” to which he replies: “Sure!” Much cackling ensues.
We are SO mature.
While I was away convalescing yesterday the whirlwind used her lunch break for some retail therapy. She showed me the shoes today, which are really quite cute – as are all her shoes. As she’s taking them back to her office, the Peon and I hear her squeal.
“OMG! Sexy shoes!!” So I turn to the Peon and say: “And that my friend, is what we call, a shoe-gasm.” To which remark he snorted his water rather spectacularly.
In other news:
Please learn to chew your spaghetti noodles. I have now lost my appetite.
P.S. it was otherwise a lovely meal!