I find the weirdest things
Funny search hits of the week: (I have not altered the spelling or format in order to preserve the authenticity of the original user)
abstract in food prsentation – Ok… maybe it’s just me, but is there really a technique to this?
ash_darkmoon.blog – Who’s looking for me via my old address?? You did this three times! Who are you anyway? Lol… noooo, I’m not paranoid much. I should really take those archives down…
goonies lamp, sand, lime – uhm. Ok. maybe I was talking about that magic lamp I made margarita’s in one time, only someone had switched the salt for sand? I have no idea.
Harley Quinn nude – there’s that perv again looking for nudie pics of a cartoon! I mean seriously, what has she got that I haven’t? Aside from a wicked paint job?
dress up people,witches and the peoples pets – hey, how about learning how to form a complete sentence? Or learning how to use a search engine? Or even how to puncuate? And then there’s the content… what on earth were you hoping to find, matching halloween outfits for you and your pet? Trust me. They do exist.
Polymorphic crystalization – I have no idea what this is, but I really like the way it rolls odd the tongue.
lightning awareness week underwire bra – ouch. maybe this is something I should be aware of, since I’m Lady Accident-Prone
loony walli – I’m not kidding, this brought someone here. Either they know who you are Walli, or you have a TWIN!
Goddess Khali – I mean, how else would you get here?
I wonder how many hits I will get if I start talking about things like rubber underpants? Hehe, RUBBER UNDERPANTS! It’s just fun to say.
I had never seen this before, but apparently it was the precursor to this: Maya hee video. Its probably one of the weirder things I’ve seen in a long time. Check it out – and make sure you watch to the end. Hehe, I still have tears in my eyes because I had no idea what to expect – the guy even cracks himself up.
OMG, this is such a funny post…
Oh boy this is rich… In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (but that’s the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (and that would be how???….)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” (but, it’s just” a suggestion).
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): “Do not turn upside down. (well…duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:”Product will be hot after heating.” (.. and you thought????…)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.” (but wouldn’t this save me more time?)
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine:”Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.” (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.” (and…I’m taking this because???….)
On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.” (as opposed to…what?)
On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.” (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.” (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts ”
On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
On a Swedish chainsaw:”Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.” (….was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)